Sunday, September 14, 2008

Mom Phrases

Lately I have noticed some phrases coming out of my mouth that I would never have suspected would ever grace my lips.
Phrases such as:
( Assume that these all begin with "Nik")

No climbing the screen door!

Stop hammering the cat!

No feet in your food!

Stop dragging your brother by the heels!
( or by any limb, but especially not by the heels)

and my personal least favorite phrase recently uttered:

No peeing on Mama!

Being a mom is certainly more entertaining than i ever would have expected.
Among other things......

1 comment:

kate said...

i was just thinking this same thing! so funny!